This little guy is crazy for snails! The slimier and crunchier the better. He loves to arrange them on a nice plate and pierce them using his own spines, while they scream for mercy! He’s not really a bad hedgehog, and it’s not like he enjoys pulling off his own spines. He’s just really hungry, that’s all.

It’s hard to tell, what’s weirder. The fact that this cow won’t drink water or the fact that it can actually reach it’s own udder. But one thing is for sure. She has taken ‘Homemade’ to a whole new level. Some think it’s perverted. Some say it’s mad cow disease. But she’s just really thirsty. And really likes fresh milk, that’s all.

A baby kangaroo normally stays in the pouch for 9 months. Then it’s ready to go out on its own for small periods of time. Sadly for this kangaroo mother, this kid isn’t going anywhere. It’s not that he’s spoiled or degenerated or anything. He just really loves his mother, that’s all. So thank god for strong hind legs - and flexible skin.

Ever wonder why they stopped sending dogs out into space? Well, for one thing: They’re terrible scientists. They have no ethics at all. They just follow their instincts. If we had known this, we would never have hired Dr. Mad Dog. Unfortunately he got his job back in the good old days, where anything with 4 legs and a tail, could pose as a man’s best friend. So we just try to make the best of it. It’s not that he is evil or anything. He’s just a dog. And Mad. That’s all.